Sienna’s Very Welsh Birthday Surprise

It’s Sienna Miller’s birthday today, and boyfriend Rhys Ifans knows nothing says “happy birthday” like an original Welsh love poem followed by a scavenger hunt. Chappy there really knows how to moisten the old panties. Female First says

Actor Ifans has written a welsh language love poem, which Sienna has been learning, and there are even hints of that Sienna who turns 26 today will get a gift to beat all - an engagement ring. A friend of Rhys [said] that “He’s collected ten presents for Sienna of varying shapes, sizes and prices, all part of his plan for a romantic night in with a mountain of presents. He is keeping tight-lipped on a proposal but hinted to me that he has had a Welsh designer craft a special ring for her…which can only mean one thing.”

This sounds like a birthday surprise dreamed up by Eladrin the gnome loremaster. Throw in some Faerun-specific sub-races and a little headgear and it’s practically seventh grade all over again. The only difference is the part where he has sex with Sienna Miller.

Sienna in London last week: